
a few new members have joined the illustrious Bedford Rockers collective. Please take notice of their names to the left.
If you or a friend thinks they have the ability to summon the sheer, unmitigated gall it takes the it takes to become a member of our elite club.. please submit a proposal to
Normanrequirements.
you must be:
I. moonlighting as a misogynist.
II. a music snob.
III. well versed in the arts of internal, international and intermittently introspective espionage.
IV. affiliated with a well established teen smut/fetish site.
V. able and willing to facilitate a Methadone & Methadone Anonymous Support meeting every other Monday at 4:00 pm sharp. (L.E.S. of course.)
VI. that certain breed of cadet who has amassed a serious disdain for syntax, to which you have professed an undying oath, written in no more than 3 different bodily fluids, formatted as a Deutsche-Haiku-Catechism/Creed which has been translated from English to Latin, back to English, and finally converted into an Double Entendre Anagram, which you compulsively recite, without fail, daily, verbatim.
VII. handsome.
We neither expect nor accept anything less.
(*edit- this post is meant to be a whimsical pun. Please don't send any more applications. if you're down, you're down.)